2009 Timeline

a smattering of major events from 2009

January:

• We went to our first Bed and Breakfast, in Winchester.
• We picked our wedding date.
• My car battery died in the parking lot of Popeye's.
• Rebecca moved in, just in time to inaugurate the black guy.

February:

• I lost two hours of my life watching the fourth Indiana Jones movie.
• I lost four more hours of my life watching Blunderdog at Mike's apartment.
• I had a Name That Tune contest with my sexy lips.
• Rosie popped a baby out, but not on 2/22.

March:

• I opened with a 90-hour work week.
• It snowed and Rebecca shoveled my driveway.
• I bought new brown shoes that will last me a lifetime.
• Kathy became Dr. Kathleen.
• We remodelled the basement bathroom.

April:

• I didn't do much but work overtime.
• Ella turned two.

May:

• Jack and Kristy got a puppy.
• We went to a Bed and Breakfast in Solomon's Island.
• I worked a lot of overtime and had the flu.
• The fifth season of LOST ended and sucked.

June:

• I cancelled my World of Warcraft account again.
• Anna popped another baby out (baby 2 of 12).
• We went to the beach and sat in the jacuzzi until the water turned puce.

July:

• Mike (of Mike and Chompy) moved to Lowell.
• Kathy popped a baby out.
• We had an all-American cookout.
• My dad finished improvements in our laundry room.

August:

• I started running for exercise.
• I stopped running for exercise.
• We did a lot of wedding planning.
• I finally played The Orange Box.
• I became the Stone Band webmaster.

September:

• I turned 30 and most likely did not die.
• I went to the Borgata in Atlantic City and ate my weight in buffet food.
• wedding wedding wedding

October:

• I took four weeks off of work.
• We got married.
• We fled to Kauai in search of sea turtles.
• Sam and Kristen got engaged!

November:

• I made lots of Thanksgiving food.
• I worked more overtime (for a grand total of 240 hours, or 6 weeks this year).
• We rearranged the living room.

What have you accomplished?

Dog in a BP shirt greets customers
Cost of school formals soaring as teenagers glam-up
Man marries video game girlfriend

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