Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Caption Day

recent highlights from rounds of The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Game

"Your husband said you never did the laundry and you were kind of a slut."

"Sorry Snoop, I just don't think the new desk is me."
"Cancel the next diversity meeting!"
"I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanted to be one of the gang."

"This just in -- my coanchor is a gigantic pussy."
"And in local news, I ate my poop."
"As you can tell from the radar, it's really raining us outside."

Luckily, the name "Robin" worked both before and after the operation.

"Relax honey, it's not a race this time."
"We have to end it. My wife keeps finding strange hares in the sheets."

Man entices carjacker with hot chicks
American Idol sues over Stripper Idol
Wedding bells at Taco Bell

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